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1. The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.
2. When Harry and Ginny's children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry.
3. Voldemort didn't light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom.
4. Bellatrix never actually tortured Neville's parents. She just threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity.
5. Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
6. Thestrals can only see Neville Longbottom if they've witnessed someone dying.
7. Neville needs a remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
8. Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.
9. When Severus Snape looks into Neville Longbottom's mind, he only sees a sword coming at his neck.
10. When Neville Longbottom golfs, he uses a snake for the ball, and a sword for the club.
11. Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.
12. Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
13. When Neville uses the knight bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention.
14. Most people can slam doors. Neville can slam Floo powder.
15. When Draco Malfoy found out he was worth a whole 12th of Neville Longbottom, he cried for joy.
16. The wizard prison was originally named after Neville - it used to be Bad-Asskaban.
17. Voldemort and the Death Eaters were actually created in the Room of Requirement. Neville walked passed it 3 times thinking he needed some opponents who were not laughably pathetic in comparison to him. Some things, not even magic can do.
18. Neville was dueling with Voldemort when a wizard asked, "who's that fighting Neville?"
19. To access the Marauder's Map, all Neville has to say is "I'm Neville Longbottom…bitch…"
20. Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
21. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
22. JK Rowling originally wanted to write the books from Neville's point of view. Attempting this caused her permanent brain damage.
23. Voldemort can't really fly. He can only fall after Neville kicks him.
24. When Neville is in a duel, he doesn't need to use Expelliarmus; he just walks up and takes his opponent's wand.
25. Snape didn't convert to the Order of the Phoenix for love of Lily. He heard about the birth of Neville and knew it was only a matter of time.
26. Draco's hairline isn't receding, it's actually running away from Neville.
These are courtesy of fuckyeahneville.tumblr.com/
2. When Harry and Ginny's children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry.
3. Voldemort didn't light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom.
4. Bellatrix never actually tortured Neville's parents. She just threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity.
5. Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
6. Thestrals can only see Neville Longbottom if they've witnessed someone dying.
7. Neville needs a remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
8. Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.
9. When Severus Snape looks into Neville Longbottom's mind, he only sees a sword coming at his neck.
10. When Neville Longbottom golfs, he uses a snake for the ball, and a sword for the club.
11. Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.
12. Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
13. When Neville uses the knight bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention.
14. Most people can slam doors. Neville can slam Floo powder.
15. When Draco Malfoy found out he was worth a whole 12th of Neville Longbottom, he cried for joy.
16. The wizard prison was originally named after Neville - it used to be Bad-Asskaban.
17. Voldemort and the Death Eaters were actually created in the Room of Requirement. Neville walked passed it 3 times thinking he needed some opponents who were not laughably pathetic in comparison to him. Some things, not even magic can do.
18. Neville was dueling with Voldemort when a wizard asked, "who's that fighting Neville?"
19. To access the Marauder's Map, all Neville has to say is "I'm Neville Longbottom…bitch…"
20. Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
21. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
22. JK Rowling originally wanted to write the books from Neville's point of view. Attempting this caused her permanent brain damage.
23. Voldemort can't really fly. He can only fall after Neville kicks him.
24. When Neville is in a duel, he doesn't need to use Expelliarmus; he just walks up and takes his opponent's wand.
25. Snape didn't convert to the Order of the Phoenix for love of Lily. He heard about the birth of Neville and knew it was only a matter of time.
26. Draco's hairline isn't receding, it's actually running away from Neville.
These are courtesy of fuckyeahneville.tumblr.com/
So it's that time again.
After a few months of journal-absence, I thought I'd update people a bit on what's happening.
1. I'm back in university. That probably accounts for my lack of activity on here. I've been very busy; this semester I have all my usual music courses, along with a thing called Methods, in which I have to learn one woodwinds and one string instrument. I chose the clarinet and the viola, and I am LOVING them. Besides that, my history prof is boring, orchestra is fun, choir is just as fun, musical theatre club is absolutely AMAZING, my theory class is mostly review, my musicianship skills class is rather simple, and my French horn studio course is,
Requisite Harry Potter Journal Entry
So. I think I can safely say that I'm more stoked about tonight than I've been about a lot of things in my short 19.5 years of life.
That's right, folks. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows come out tonight at the midnight premiere. Which I am attending with my wonderful friends, ~LoveRush (https://www.deviantart.com/loverush), :iconBradJonas:, :iconmysterygirl154:, and :icondeathrite2:. I am going to make Butterbeer and we are going to eat Bertie Botts' and Cockroach Clusters and have an epic time.
In preparation for this awesomeness, I of course, being the total nerd that I am, made myself a costume. The robes took the longest, as I had to actually design and construct
What, Indeed?
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me?
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport!
What is there to misunderstand?
DETOX- ˈdē-ˌtäks, di-ˈtäks
1: detoxification from an intoxicating or addictive substance
2: a detox program or facility
3: a section of the University residence in which it is an evictable offence to store and/or consume alcohol or other addictive substances within the section
So, floormate and co. down the hall, when you decided to have a not-so-covert drinking party in your room, which just so happens to be three doors down from the RA, what did you expect would happen? You have lived here for EIGHT MONTHS. It was made abundantly clear on your rez contract, in the rez handbook, and at any events and/or f
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DON'T YOU DARE TURN NEVILLE INTO CHUCK NORRIS 2.0 ON ME!!! ONE IS WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH!!!